Actually, as a celibate male, I don’t like Nazi sex. Or perhaps I should say: I’ve never had it so I wouldn’t know. But I do think it’s important to defend people’s sexual fantasies. I’ll go further. I think right-minded people need to stand by people who like Nazi sex. One should stand with them in their liking it.

A lot of people who have come to me for spiritual counselling have wanted to talk about their sex lives. So you may gather I am a bit of an expert in the field. The first thing I’d say is that you can never predict from appearances who likes to use prostitutes. The second thing is that it’s impossible to predict what fantasy will turn on whom. So when we come to the Max Mosley case against The News of the World, I have views:

It wouldn’t be his fault if Nazism looms large in his life
Everyone knows the Nazis were sexy – all that leather and doing the dark thing
One can do Nazi sex fantasy without being a Nazi
Anyone can do Nazi sex fantasy without having a fascist father
Doing a Nazi fantasy is nobody’s business but one’s own
Newspapers shouldn’t be allowed to prey on Nazi fantasists
He wasn’t doing anything even like full-on Nazi fantasy

On the other hand, it may not matter if Max loses because:

He could go on leading Formula One without difficulty
It’ll give us all a chance to show we don’t give a damn
It’ll remind us that all our games may become public and none of it matters