Denmark
This was published by The Times Magazine, early 90s
Thank God for the Danes! If it weren't for the marvellous moment
in June when a 51/49 majority punted the Maastricht treaty into
touch, it would have seemed that doubts about the European dream
were the preserve of a ragged radical right rump and the Luddite
loony left. But the Danes, now? Surely the most sensible people
on earth? Affluent, charming, people. Good sorts. It will be good
fun to see how they handle the Presidency of the European Community
which they taker over on the first day of the New Year. Excellent
to see them take serious flak, instead of us, for a change.
If they continue to wobble on union, then it is certainly open
to an English person to do so. After all the Brit is historically
dedicated to anarchy and anachronism, sceptical of improvement and
progress. Indeed, it is galling for a Briton to note that it was
the Danes who pulled the Maastricht Euro-tour bus in for speeding.
They - unlike us - are not hooligans and are good Europeans. Clearly,
there's more to them than Legoland, polite football fans and Hans
Christian Andersen.
The Danes share our latitude, but not our attitudes. You realise
there's something different about them the moment you hang out late
at night at a few of Copenhagen's exquisite cafes: beautiful, unself-conscious
people who love their surroundings to be elegant and theatrical.
The men fancying themselves as lady-killers, but washing the dishes
at home. The women, liberated, but comely and homely too. Everyone
smoking like crazy. Candles everywhere, testimony to the aesthetic
of hyggelig ("hew-ger-li"): cosiness, but real chic too.
Or try Tivoli: inspired by London's Vauxhall Gardens, a last homage
to the ordered pleasures of classical Rome is being played out any
summer night. Or Bakken: a working class Tivoli with transvestism
as a spice.
To be fairly precise: Denmark lies alongside Newcastle in the south
and Aberdeen in the north. It's a bit colder than Britain. So you
expect a misty, frosty, troublesome place. It should recall the
geordies and perhaps a certain Edinburgh snootiness where there's
any class at all. Alcohol and shopping malls and rather desperate
nationalism; sawn-off humour and a certain scuffed gentleness; great
formal education and an odd legalism: these are the things we know
of the northern Britain which faces Denmark and which we might expect
in our neighbour across the North Sea.
What do we find? None of that tragi-comic rebelliousness alongside
that lurking, almost French, refinement, that's for sure. Perhaps
we can feel our way towards saying why, remembering always that
Denmark has about a tenth of the British population on a fifth of
the British land surface, which may explain almost everything. It
perhaps explains the slight claustrophobia about the place: only
over-crowded anonymity sets us free.
Inland Denmark is physically very like Suffolk. Indeed a distinguished
ex-pat Danish lawyer, a silk who lives and works in Britain and
loves its vigour, remains patriotically so true to his birthplace
that he lives within a snipe's cry of the Maltings at Snape in Suffolk,
because "it smells of Denmark". Outside his adopted county,
he could perhaps have found the same quality in the Lincolnshire
Wolds, but no coastline of course. Certainly, Denmark is never as
crushingly boring as East Anlgia's fenlands can be, but its highest
mountain is less than 600 feet high. Denmark undulates, like a sigh,
and - in summer especially - sometimes a very contented one. Denmark
has a shoreline as extensive as that of Britain, Italy or Greece
among Europeans: they could all have been designed by computer with
a fractal programme, finding ways of putting as much edge as possible
to a given mass. Unlike the others', its shoreline is often sand
dunes, sometimes almost dramatic, or at least dramatic-seeming after
a day spent in such mild farmscape.
Barbados, Bangladesh and Mauritius share with Denmark the distinction
of having well over half of their land as productive farmland. All
are small, but none is remotely as rich as Denmark (arguably head
of the European affluence league as it is). Denmark is blessed with
something more than excellent soils and growing weather (though
it has those). A stable population is only part of it. Years ago,
Denmark discovered a trick, shared by Canada, but never given to
Britain: it early sold foreigners far more food than it bought from
them. In the opening years of this century, for instance, a third
of the world's butter came from these Baltic-fringed fields. The
reason was simple: when the price of grain crashed in the late nineteenth
century, the Danish farmers switched from trying to sell oats, barley
and wheat and instead started shoving them into cows, pigs and hens
whose produce or flesh they sold instead. Then as now, the farmers
make this intensive production a miracle of scent-free neatness.
As Hendrik Van Loon, the Dutch genius and historian pointed out
in 1933, most of Danish farm trade was with Britain: "which
for some mysterious reason [has] been satisfied until now to allow
foreign farmers a free and open market". Even now, it amazes
the Danish people how committed the British are to free trade, even
when it seems so often to kick us in the teeth. They marvel at our
quixotic devotion to bringing down the Common Agricultural Policy
of the EC, and our passion for the GATT trade reform process.
There are important human differences tucked away in this Danish
picture of early and continuing agricultural affluence. Danes think
they were amongst the first countries to liberate their peasants
from feudal ties, in the eighteenth century. Looking around their
Continental neighbours, this looks usefully true. They also did
so bloodlessly, and at the behest of enlightened landowners. Did
you have a revolution, I asked a diplomat? "Well, not a revolution,
exactly", he replied, spreading a little more salted pork fat
- delicious - on a cracker: "more a little uprising".
A man in a Copenhagen bar once explained to me that there was once
nearly a revolution, but one of its bloodiest crews was passing
a bar on its way to some mayhem, was invited in for a drink instead,
and that was that.
The Danes forget that they still had peasants in the eighteenth
century, whilst the British were getting rid of the idea of tied
men communally working the open fields of their masters something
like four hundred years before. They had peasants whilst we had
yeomen and farm-workers. Much later, they had farmers and smallholders
free to starve on their own land (but many prospered), whilst we
had a vast army of redundant farm-workers with which to staff the
industrial revolution. In the mid-nineteenth century, the Danes
also lost a land-grab war with Germany, the only country with which
they are put to what a Briton thinks is the indignity of sharing
a land border. They realised that they had better make their own
land rich since foreign fields looked impossible to gain, proving
again that the humiliation of losing wars is almost always worthwhile
on the grounds of the profitable redeployment of energies it so
often brings.
All round, the Danes have had the better end of these arrangements.
Once freed, the farmers soon remembered their recent tradition of
communal work on another man's fields, and learnt another trick
which has evaded their feistier British neighbour: they formed the
co-operatives which were brilliant at disseminating the latest techniques
and good marketing ploys to the less imaginative. Even now the movement
is far weaker, the Danish family farmer does better out of the EC
than our small farmers do.
Utterly bereft of raw materials (oil and gas were found later),
the Danes let the heavy end of the industrial revolution bypass
them. This spared them the twin trauma of building smokestacks and
then of knocking them down; and it spared them building an economy
on uneducated labour, so they adjusted smoothly to the modern world
in which a knowledgeable workforce makes profit, not dissidence.
Their most famous capitalist is a shipping and oil magnate (but
diligently unostentatious: how different from those Greeks). They
had until his recent death a loud-mouth sensualist of an entrepreneur
in the travel business. He was loved because he was un-Danish in
his lavishness and vulgarity. His nearest rival was a money-making
pastor, and they must have made a hilarious pair. The Danes have
hundreds of small entrepreneurs seeking high-powered brain-work
export niches. They are brilliant at pharmaceuticals, bio-technology
and valve-making and complain they have too many consultant engineers.
Of course, they also invented the stacking chair and KD (knock-down)
furniture-in-a-pack; they gave us the G-Plan we remember.
All this makes the Danes rich. But it is not that which makes them
remarkable. The Danes individually and nationally have been freed
of the need to dominate. There was of course a moment when they
learned one way of terrorising a big area: to become devoted guerrillas.
The Vikings were the SAS of their day and the British, naturally
piratical, appreciate their skill. The Vikings could not have taken
over Britain if they tried. For that they would have had to be more
efficient and conventional imperialists: they could not have succeeded
where the Romans had failed. They bullied us like snipers in the
ruins of a town: clearly, the lords of all they surveyed, but unable
to command. Only when the Danes married Frenchmen, and became the
Normans, did they finally have the consistency and arrogance to
rule.
By the way, it benefited the Danes that their much later colonies
were always few and small: they were thus freed of the guilt of
having ruled other peoples, and the wounded pride of those who have
to evacuate former territories. It also reinforces their quiet but
definite distaste for, and successful resistance of, immigration,
which contributes to Denmark's untroubled dullness. Even so, immigration
remains a hot issue. The bungled and possibly illegal exclusion
from the country of families of Tamil refugees has been a running
political sore since 1987, and may yet bring the right-centre government
down.
One pastor has become famous for expressing what he believes is
the suppressed voice of the real Denmark: "Eighty or 90 per
cent do protest very hard against immigration", he insists.
"They say this is our country, we do want guests, but we want
to decide who is the master. But the press and media and politicians
try to impose the immigration that the population does not want."
Like it or not, some similar dislocation between people and politicians
must lie behind the surprise Maastricht vote.
Anyway, the stay-at-home Danes became social philosophers. Two
early- and mid-nineteenth century figures people made modern Denmark,
and everyone admits it. Firstly, and cordially disliked by most
Danes, there is Siren Kierkegaard. Gloomy, prolix and rich, Kierkegaard
pointed out that Danes had a good opinion of themselves only because
they did not to expose themselves to the outside world. As a proto-existentialist
he also reminded them that a man is alone and everything in which
he seeks comfort is empty. Roughly speaking, he said that whatever
you do, you're going to be full of regrets. But a man is his own
measure, and had better stand on his own two feet. To this philosophy,
Danes attribute their devotion to the idea that one man's opinion
is as good as another's, and so their appetite for democracy.
It probably was the stream of fin-de-sie[[accent]]cle consciousness
which gave them Carl Nielsen, a composer loved by the English for
his delicious tunes and sounds, and for his excitement at keeping
them shaken and disturbed. Romance, reasonableness and chaos: these
are the British preoccupations and we salute anyone who addresses
them creatively.
The other of the pair is even more important, and though the two
men apparently hated each other, he shared an attitude which stresses
individual responsibility. But he placed the individual firmly in
a supportive community. N F S Grundtvig is unknown outside the country
he helped form. He was a Lutheran pastor, a hymn-writer, and a rebel.
"He was married three times, and was often in love, yes, but
I am not sure you could call it having mistresses", says a
Danish woman pastor and ex-member of parliament of the great romantic,
pointing out that he advocated female priesthood in the 1860s. He
was a passionate admirer of the British way of life: its democracy
and individualism. In streams of writings and lectures he told the
Danes that they were a great nation and that the new freedoms that
the decline of kingly absolutism brought required that people should
be educated after the school years. In school or church, not Latin
and foreign ideas and intellectualism were what mattered, but a
comprehensible, useful, Danish style. The upshot was a deliberately
folksy adult education programme, and an attitude to schooling which
is like our comprehensive ideal, but a hundred years older and more
comfortable. The Danish state also funds any school any committed
group of parents agree to start. It has the most progressive welfare
service in the world which survived even a Conservative-Liberal
government's neo-Thatcherism. Not even that new toughness could
stop the Danes being nice to each other. They just worked harder
and paid themselves less wages. No wonder they have tolerated Christiania,
the micro-city of hippies in the middle of Copenhagen: the whole
country is a social experiment.
In the nick of time, I found a Dane who dissents from the Danish
consensus, and it is expressed by his reversal of the usual judgement
on Denmark's heroes. The novelist Henrik Stangerup, who has excoriated
Danish peninsularity, says: "the majority of intellectuals
prefer Grundtvig instead of Kirkegaard. Indeed, Grundtvig is a genius
as a poet, but he is extremely dangerous in my eyes, because he's
a national chauvinist. This is Danish National Socialism, really.
He was not a Nazi, of course not. But he talks about Danes as the
best, as pure, innocent, elected. That sort of thing. What I would
call 'soft fascism'. But he was pro-Jewish, mind you. But Kirkegaard
is for the individual: that is why he is read all over the world."
Even this dissenting voice has a patriotism which is sweet compared
to a British equivalent. Everyone in Denmark flies the national
flag, the white cross on red, outside his house. But it carries
no stigma of jingoism. Perhaps a Briton thinks of a football hooligan's
vest when we think of the Union Jack with mixed feelings. Mr Stangerup
keeps an unsullied affection for his flag.
The Danes have found, of course, an acceptable relationship with
their monarchy. In an age where the people do not know how to grovel
and where the royals cannot appear mysterious, the Queen of Denmark
is an unremarkable book illustrator, a designer for the unpretentious
Royal Theatre, and has no crisis of grandeur as she commands the
nation's unfussed affections. She pays no tax.
I asked several people for guidance about the extraordinary agreement
throughout the nation that Denmark is really an all right sort of
place. Where are the Danish Sex Pistols, the Rolling Stones, the
sheer rebelliousness which is the British birthright? Where's the
anger? "It doesn't exist", they all said, without sadness.
But where is the underclass, driven mad by dependency? Don't people
go crazy with boredom living in so rational and good a place, I
asked a high court judge? He replied: "Of course we have one
third of the population living in the Copenhagen area which is a
relatively strong concentration of the population and there is quite
a concentration of problems. So we know biker gangs, professional
drug dealers and violence. It is not a church school we are dealing
with in Denmark."
Typically, however, they deal with crime and punishment a little
differently. Open prisons are common, where, says the judge, gaolbirds
"have every day the decision whether to stay or run away".
But if they did make a dash for it, there would be nowhere to hide
in so small a place. In any case, not many people are in gaol: faced
with crimes against property rising in line with those in the rest
of the industrialised world, Denmark decided to reduce the duration
of prison sentences and the range of offences for which they were
meted out. Britain's prison population has risen fast, Denmark's
has not; Denmark's citizens are not more burgled as a result. The
judge points out that everyone knows prison doesn't work, but in
Denmark's small world, the enlightened perception can become public
policy. Sex crimes have fallen since the liberalisation of pornography.
"If you are rebellious, you go away, and maybe stay away",
said one ex-pat. Certainly some money makers stay away to avoid
the very high taxes. But more often, it is the lure of a bigger
pond, or the avoidance of claustrophobia rather than taxes, which
keep people away. Karen Blixen, the writer, took her furious nature
away and beat it up so hard, she needed to get out of Africa and
come home to rest up.
You look around for a dark side to Denmark. Perhaps there is something
sinister in a country whose adults seem so proud of the fairy tales
of a neurotic misfit, Hans Andersen: surely something odd in a people
given to so mawkish a school of literature? "These are stories
my mother read to me, and they have a powerful moral content",
said the ex-pat in Snape, and sounded a little irritated. One might
make quite a good case that the Danes are xenophobes: there are
precious few black faces in the country. There is quite a high suicide
rate.
There is also some grisly modern painting, but you get that anywhere.
I was drawn to Denmark most and first, by its straightforward narrative,
but luminous, middle-brow nineteenth century painting, part of a
wider, vibrant Scandinavian school. Yes, there was plenty of preoccupation
with gaunt peasants, dead babies, drownings and murders. But there
was also a warm eroticism and sheer joie de vivre in pictures of
parties and even plain domesticity. They were pictures of a society
which prizes affection and conviviality, and pays for them in conformity.
The Danes are uncertain about Maastricht because they have fashioned
a society to chafe against, not hate. They know it is distinctive
and democratic; it is supportive and small. If they are a little
precious about its values and virtues, it is only because it would
be a fool who undervalued them. But I think I would go mad if I
lived there.
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