A Long Weekend in Japan
This was published in The Times Magazine, 1994
The cook was a kind of master. A big man, more your stoker than
your poet, his gesture to spirituality was to make kung-fu style
passes over his huge wok, which he tossed about like a man with
a coal shovel, with his big arms bursting out of a sleeveless, grey
T shirt. A month in biological Ariel would not have got to the bottom
of the stuff ingrained in that T shirt.
I am glad I could not afford good restaurants: this dump produced
delicious scoff and an entirely new point of entry into Japan. Belch
of flame, food on fire, fierce sizzling noises, and then the command
from the master, with mock amazement on his face as he chopped the
air with a white-knuckled fist, and wizarded the ingredients back
into quiet simmering. He's working behind the bar at which we all
sit to eat.
Customers pile in, pausing at the leaky towel-steamer for a wipe,
and reaching down to the beer cabinet with the jungle stream of
condensation to pick out a big bottle of Asahi beer. A grin and
air-chop, both welcoming, from the cook. The absurd pink phone,
practically luminous in the neon glare, rings beneath its mantle
of grot. The kung-fu fist descends on it. I'd guess an order was
solicited, and the man shouts down the counter for advice as to
whether to give it, and bawls the result into his Mickey Mouse phone.
This place was as loose as an English rural local or a burger bar.
Japan is rich, certainly, but its street aesthetic remains American
and time locked at about 1960: coaches with chandeliers; big TVs
with chrome knobs and dials which look like the fenders of Oldsmobiles;
drinks vending machines offering chilled everything from cabinets
like Nickelodeons. How did a country where less-is-more become so
plain vulgar? No wonder they think Pringle is high tone. Indeed,
they have England-envy as a special variety of their Europe-envy.
Try this, on the back of a phone card, in English: "European
Dream. We find out new personal in the space of a part from daily".
Flipping through a country's dirty magazines is quite a good way
of getting under its skin. In Japan, they're mostly comics - and
on open sale amongst the schoolbooks - and they make a good case
for sending the entire country into intensive Relate counselling.
Can their love-making really be accompanied with such frenzied grimaces?
Somewhere, I read that there's a feminist watchdog trying to clean
up these weird enterprises. It is somewhat hoist on its petard:
Japanese women cheerfully read doctors-and-nurses comics in which
he does pretty well the same things to her as he would have done
in men's mags. The difference is that in this version, she looks
happier.
A man travelling alone has time for these sorts of reflections,
as beer after beer goes down in back street eating-houses (not all
were grubby; but I didn't find a dull or unfriendly one). There's
a lot of talk from cross young girls about how repressed Japanese
women are, and how they have to speak in strange squeaky voices
if they want to please their husbands. Well, maybe. I just kept
coming across sensible, secure-seeming women who so far as I could
see spoke their mind very freely: several tried their English out
on me whilst their spouses twiddled their thumbs in embarrassment.
I took a train up to a fishing port on the Japan Sea coast. No
tickets to buy because I'd got a railpass which took care of that.
In the land of the fax (best way for foreigners to communicate,
cutting through lowly non-english-speakers on switchboards), I had
a train itinerary in English and Japanese on shiny paper. If you
do your planning whilst you're there, try to fix your journeys at
big stations, which can make reservations and where there is more
likely to be someone who can work things out with you. Split second
timing is no problem on these railways: privatised, regimented,
the 15.02 on platform 4 means both those things with nary a change
and men in white gloves saluting it on its way. The railways staff
seem to be self-starters for whom a dumb, paper-waving stranger
is an amusement to be politely got into the right carriage.
I had stayed one night in a rather down market minshuku - Japanese-style
dinner-bed-and-breakfast - in Kyoto. The shoe box room made me slightly
stir-crazy, and I walloped down two One-Cup takeaways of sake from
the machine down the street. Here in fishy Wajima I saw what class
could be. The minshuku's wooden bath (communal; no suds please;
one for men, one for women) had dinky but evocative little rocks
Uhu-ed into its side. I sank into the water (having showered on
the tiled area nearby), but slowly, as though the heat could best
lift the ache and the anxiety out of each bit of the body an inch
at a time.
This was all back to front: a Japanese properly baths before dinner,
I think, at least according to the Otani thrillers by James Melville
I had taken with me (a very good painless introduction to Japanese
mores). But I had wanted to go and see the women who dive for abalone
and bring shellfish to the dockside, as James Michener had described
it in 1951, and I had duly seen the evening boats racing for shore
as I arrived in the town. The diving women came in all sizes, but
it was the tiny skinny ones who amazed: their ribs poking through
their wet suits, they didn't look capable of holding their breaths
long enough to rinse their hair, let alone to wrestle with crustaceans
which didn't want to let go of boulders in the briny.
These women, at least, didn't seem as though they had to take any
nonsense from their menfolk, whom they could probably have snapped
in two at a whim. Or drowned in a bucket. That evening, supper was
a seventeen bowl affair (included in the minshuku's price), eaten
cross legged on the tatami matting under the eye of a holidaying
midwife and her mother who were across the low table. Sake, hot
and easeful, chased a dish of elvers down. Funny what you can eat
when you're not entirely sober. The raw tuna and soy and horseradish
sauce remains in the mind: I could eat THAT at breakfast time without
warning or mood-enhancers. As I went to bed, two perfect Samurai
turned up: bike boys wearing fluorescent favours - well, decals
- on Yamahas. They woke up an hour before dawn and talked and joked,
clearly audible through the flimsy sliding walls.
On the train to Wajima I saw a man - respectable, nice suit - kick
off his shoes and sit yoga style on the seat to read his book. I
wonder if this is what keeps the people sane: there is an extraordinary
peacefulness about going into a house and putting on slippers, and
then - approaching the bedroom or the dining room where there's
matting - taking those off and going about in socks. In a world
where you must kow-tow to your boss the communal bathing is important
too: "The boss can't be arrogant when he's got no clothes on",
said a professor, trying to unravel the social scene for me.
The Japanese keep a compartment in their minds and daily lives
for simplicities such as lying for a while on bare boards at the
end of the day. I don't know about the violence which they have
in them (if they really do), but the vulgarity sort of doesn't touch
them because that's just the getting-about and spending world; they
have another.
Proof? I went to several gardens in Kyoto. The big stroll gardens
are famous (you can find others, and very handsome too, in Tokyo
or Kanazawa as well). But it is the smaller retirement villas, or
hermitages, which take the eye and mind and heart and lift them
up on stalks. An important man would scheme his last home while
there was still time to live in it. My favourite was Shisen-do,
in the lea of the mountains which rise east of Kyoto, and seems
typical. It is the house of a 17th century sage who had been a warrior:
small house, matted throughout so there seem to be no commonplace
areas. External walls which come away altogether ("Any fool
can design a house for the winter; what matters is to be cool in
summer", goes the architects' dictum hereabouts). And then
the garden. It has a gravel area - raked in patterns, sharply white,
with meaningful boulders arranged in its midst. There is no lawn,
just mossy banks. Carp in a reedy pool. Areas of ferns and grasses,
with lichen the most colourful contrast. Importantly, old trees
aren't allowed to fall down, they just get propped up (as men old
men should be). And bushes are clipped into sleek, globular perfection,
like well-sucked gobstoppers in green.
A charming young couple were in the house, yuppified in clompy
loafers. They were lovers, sitting in familiar silence, lotus-wise
as the day slid away. By chance it rained the whole time I was in
these gardens: you begin to listen for every splash and to watch
even the row of explosions in the sand where raindrops have fallen
from a stray bamboo. Lordy: it is time to lighten up when the unbearable
imminence of being is beginning to loom.
I had remembered seeing a film in which young Buddhist monks were
whipped in the snow for letting their backs sag at meditation. Thinking
this was something one ought to see, indeed rather needs, I took
a train to Koyasan, in the mountains south of Osaka. There are a
hundred monasteries there, and over fifty of them will accept guests.
I couldn't find mine, Shojoshinin, but a middle aged woman in a
battered car (the latter rather rare in Japan) asked me where I
was going and whizzed me to the very door; she and her husband kept
the cafe across the road and gave me a good lunch.
Such a town was bound to yield exquisite corners, and did. But
I returned to my own venerable joint in the late afternoon: it was
a worn wooden structure on stilts, making a series of small courtyards
surrounding gravel, water and gardens. I was looking forward to
the tatami of my cell, with the door-wall slid back to listen to
the carp in the pond and to watch the light fail on the mossed bank
which rose away from my veranda, becoming quite a big hill.
Time for a soak before slipping into the yukata - a wrap-around
cotton dressing gown provided everywhere - for dinner, served in
my room in solitary state. I had emergency sake, but needn't have
bothered. "Beer? Sake? One, two? Three?", asked the monk
who served me. Dinner was vegetarian, with every delicacy: pickled
cherry, various dull bits and pieces which are designed to provide
a background vehicle for the spiced this and that dish after dish
revealed.
I had by then become an addict of Japanese television: one show
imported several Americans of incredible largeness, thinness, and
tallness, and paraded them in the street to everyone's huge amusement.
Another spent hours dismembering a Trabant, a machine everyone thought
almost as comical as the freaks had been. But I did not switch on
the set in my cell. Nor was I distracted by the family party going
in the next two cells, joined together by the simple expedient of
sliding the walls away. And especially the comings and goings of
the elderly couple who passed from time to time on their way to
the loo and the baths did not distract me.
Two monks took the triple-decker tray away, and there was much
play as they laid out two futons, in view of my being a bit long,
they thought. Up at five the next morning. A single bell, deep and
sonorous, sent out one dull lingering note. The old couple were
there, in the temple room. We sat cross legged behind the row of
monks, as they passed a chant between them. The service was gorgeous,
noisy and luminous. No-one came about with whips, though the faithful
were asked behind the altar for a word or two with a monk in white
socks. They received a little present from him and then regained
their places. I felt miffed, which was probably not a good sign
of spiritual improvement.
A train took me back to the world. There were five other passengers
in the first class carriage. A Buddhist monk, head polished against
the anti-maccasar. An elderly white-haired man in a black suit worn
over a perfect white shirt with gold cuff links; he was paying stately
court to his beautiful old wife, who was dressed in the height of
western chic. And - sprawled in his recliner - a big man in a lime
green windcheater worn over go-faster parachute-fabric tracksuit
bottoms, with a baseball cap pulled over his eyes for shade. His
wife caught me looking at this rich oaf and made a small smile.
We had the beginnings of a cross-cultural conspiracy, I think. The
monk, the tycoon and the jerk: if I had known the story of those
people, I would have understood Japan.
The following information was true in 1994:
1994 is the year Kyoto, once Japan's capital, celebrates 1200 as
a city: expect many excitements as blossom-time (late March, early
April) gives way to high Summer in the city of temples and gardens.
The Japan National Tourist Organisation is very efficient, and will
- especially given time - try to help with lone travellers' requests,
and understands many people's preference to travel cheaply, which
is far easier than myth has it. JNTO proudly points out how much
cheaper Tokyo is than London. Their free guides and handbooks take
a good deal of the anxiety out of travel in a country in which you
are unlikely to speak more than a word or two of the language, nor
read the majority of the signs. The handbooks include tips on how
an English monoglot can use Japanese-style accommodation, which
enables one to manage without social disaster. Restaurants usually
display plastic replicas of dishes served, and prices, in a case
outside: keep a notebook to write down your selection, or grab a
waitress to point. Trains and tubes and buses are made easier by
many English signs and helpful, plentiful, staff.
The Japan Travel Bureau UK Ltd, the largest travel agent, will
make bookings, including selected Japanese-style accommodation,
and sell you a Railpass which makes for cheapness and convenience
on most Japan Railways (but not all Bullet) services (and it's not
valid on other private railways).
There's a free English-speaking tourist help line available throughout
Japan. The Japan Centre sells several guides: the one I used and
enjoyed was Gateway to Japan, by June Kinoshita and Nicholas Palevsky,
published by Kodansha. I have been enjoying A History of Modern
Japan by Richard Storry, Penguin, stereotypes tumbling everywhere.
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