Kalkan - Turkey
A late spring holiday, 1999
I'll tell you how much I loved Turkey, and loved it from first sight.
Practically from the moment I got to Lycia, on the south coast,
opposite Rhodes, early last summer, I forgot the horror of travelling
in a plane a couple of seats away from a drunken youth. He sang
"It's a perfect day, and I want to spend it with you"
at the top of his voice, in only very rough sync with the stereo
which he had wound up so high that it dulled the sound of the jets'
roar for me as well as for him.
But that grumpiness was forgotten when the loveliness, comedy and
romance of Turkey kicked in. I had chosen a place advertised as
being near "the best beach in the world" (according to
a poll of travel agents, so it must be right). Frankly, I was as
interested in the lovely tumbledown Greek and Roman sites the brochures
and the Blue Guide talked about.
We stayed at Kalkan, a one-time, small-time port which has long
since given up being workmanlike in favour of catering to flotillas
of charter yachts, and to a mushrooming business of villas and hotels.
It's a weird, attractive place. The Club Med crowd would be bored
by its lack of discos, though the odd bar does its unobtrusive best
to keep pumping into the small hours. And, come to think of it,
there's only a minute pebbly cove to swim from. It does have other,
rather Anglicised, charms. It's kind of like St Ives (steep, cobbled
streets, hubbub around the quay), but there's more than a hint of
Camden market (herbs, vaguely ethnic bits and bobs). There's even
a dash of one of those tiny French Riviera ports (but before the
beautiful people made them uncomfortably elegant). Shirley Valentine
could get a living here, but she'd think it had become a bit touristy.
We self-catered in a fisherman's cottage which had several advantages.
One was that it is in a street so thick with bougainvillia that
you'd think it was garden. Also, it was next door to the village's
only charity shop, run from her cottage by a cheerful and (unobtrusively)
bibulous lady. Another was that one could escape the zillions of
friendly, pretty, candlelit, restaurants serving dull Euro-normal
food to fellow-Brits. I mean: you couldn't get a shish - let alone
a doner - kebab in the whole place. But there were stores which
sold thick honey in tins, and it smelled resinous, as though it
had been soaked in pine bark. And there was yoghurt which was as
solid as clotted cream. There was even a barber's shop with no electricity
and a cracked mirror. And there was one grotty cafe which cooked
a decent mess of stew in the immemorial peasant way and served it
under unpromising neon tubes.
So all in all, a perfect spot, especially as a base. We did the
obligatory day trip on a "gulet" (a motor-sailing schooner
affair), out of Kas and headed for famous ruins, embalmed in gin-clear
water. We made up the kind of party which made me think that a longer
cruise on one of these things would be a pain: nice enough people,
but no escaping them (nor they us, of course.) Remarkable, really,
also, how all the wrong people bare their breasts with enthusiasm
and on a small boat that can matter. On land, we had supper at a
farm in the hills, where house martins nested in the ceiling of
the living room where we ate.
Renting a car is cheap, and necessary. In ours, we wound up and
over a mountainous forest road and down past huge greenhouses growing
tomatoes, and on - via an improbably tatty road - to Patara. It's
a dull town and then, further on, an 18-odd kilometres of blistering
sand, with gorse and shrubs and dunes on the landward side. At the
car park end of the beach, there's a very good unsmart restaurant.
There's also a man who is unhappy and has a camel whose mood is
hard to discern: this pair offer rides to those who pay up for the
dubious treat, and the owner mutters imprecations at the majority,
who won't. I took a charming picture of the beast and was chased
half way down the beach for payment by its humpy boss. Only when
I fell into the habit of driving the camel-keeper home to Kalkan
at the end of his day did we elicit anything like a smile.
The thing about Patara beach is that it is generously wild: really
so big that it mops up visitors and then still has miles to spare.
In truth, it's so wild it's almost sinister, and all the better
for it.
Best of all, the beach is neighbour to a ruined Greek city-port
- amphitheatre, arches, an early Christian church site - which is
simply and uncomplainingly being swallowed by dunes which are wind-swept
smooth and virgin every day. In the sunken port, there was a constant
undertone of frogs' discussions. Azure dragonflies flirted. Everywhere,
wild flowers danced and bobbed and birds burst their lungs with
song. The limestone of the ruins gleamed brightly, as we alternately
climbed or just sat and stared.
Patara was a classical site amongst a half dozen within easy driving
distance, and it had to a greater degree than any of them that feeling,
common in some degree to them all, that vigorous human life - deals
and arguments, especially - have only just ceased and are still
echoing round. We had Patara's ruins mostly to ourselves, except
one day, a wrinkled Mancunian in shorts strode through, careless
in his open-toed sandals of the vicious little grasses at his feet.
And one day, a blonde girl who claimed to be a model asked me whether
I had something called a release and a contract form when I called
out to her if she minded strolling into shot, just for scale, when
I took a picture. I fancy she was the sister of the yob on the plane
out.
A great place, but not if you seek the fashionable, or the hep.
A place for lovers and friends, but not perhaps for young families.
Fact box:
We got a wonderful bargain (£288 per person per week, flight,
transfer and self catering villa) by approaching the Turkish owned
and run Alternative Turkey (0171 923 3230), who sell their own holidays
but also can sometimes offer heavily discounted holidays by Savile
(0171 625 3001), the upmarket operator (similarly well-connected
locally). We flew Britannia, Gatwick to Dalaman, and then were bussed
a couple of hours to Kalkan where car rental, coach tours and eating
are all easy).
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